Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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IMDB rating: 6.60 Plot: Peter LaFleur is a charismatic underachiever and proprietor of a rundown gym called Average Joe’s. The facility’s ecclectic clientele of decidedly less-than-average Joes is comprised of: a self-styled pirate; a scrawny nerd who dreams of impressing an unattainable cheerleader; an obsessive aficionado of obscure sports; a dim-witted young man; and a cocky know-it-all who, of course, really knows nothing. Peter’s humble gym catches the eye of White Goodman, the power-mullet-sporting, Fu-Manchu-d, egomaniacal owner of Globo Gym, a gleaming monolith of fitness. White intends to take over Average Joe’s, and Peter’s non-existent bookkeeping is making it all too easy for him. A foreclosing bank has stationed attorney Kate Veatch inside Average Joe’s to finalize Globo’s takeover of the gym. But Peter’s boyish charms win her over and Kate joins his team of social rejects to beat the odds—and their own ineptitude—to try to save Average Joe’s. How? A showdown dodgeball competition against Globo Gym. |
Actors: Torn Rip,Stiller Ben,Vaughn Vince,Root Stephen,Williams Chris,Long Justin,Moore Joel,Tudyk Alan,Duff Jamal,Cole Gary,Bateman Jason,Azaria Hank,Kaplon Al,Comedy,Sport,
What's your favorite quote or line from…?
Dodgeball: a True Underdog Story?
Mine is either, "You don’t get to touch me."
or "No one makes me bleed my own blood!".
Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" and genetic disorders, much like baldness and necrophilia, and it’s only your fault you don’t hate yourself enough to do something about it.
Hey there, Timmy!
Holy mackeral, mister! You scared the jeepers out of me!
How would you like to take a break from that fine lead based paint…and learn about dodgeball?
Boy, would I! Wow! Where am I, Mister?
You’re in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century…by Opium addicted Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at eachother, instead of the A.D.A.A approved balls we use today.
Yeah, uh, Patches are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Probably not.
No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.
Gordon: Hey, Honey!
[Wife puts the L for loser thing sign with her fingers on her forehead]
Gordon: L for love! Good times!
This is pure poppycock!
Nancy | Feb 18, 2008
Haven’t seen it.
gemittarrius | Feb 18, 2008
"Get down in there boy, real deep-like." -When the hillbilly is watching the kid wash his truck tires in a speedo.
Isabeau | Feb 18, 2008
"Joanie Loves Chachi!"
and anything steve the pirate says it an instant classic in my eyes
blah | Feb 18, 2008
Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I’m sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that’s keeping you from the finals?
justaloserpunk | Feb 18, 2008
Just remember the five D’s of dodgeball; Dodge, Duck, Dip ,Dive and Dodge
AmaZins | Feb 18, 2008
f,n chuck norris
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